jevilcore

sandersstudies

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

i-will-physically-fight-you

Dogs.

sandersstudies

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

rinofwater

The sky

sandersstudies

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

roman-flair

Super Mario Bros.

sandersstudies

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

samsjammaam

John Mulaney

sandersstudies

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

pleaseletthisjimbetaken

Omfg

fainsworld

Pokemon

sandersstudies

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me

sandersstudies

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

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abracafuku

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

bunkyy

gayndam

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun
theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt
and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

sassymurderousangel

I love this tea

asundergrowth

Fat isn’t a defense against water pressure, it’s an insulator. So the colder the water, the fatter the mermaid.

Scandinavian merfolk would be tubby, evolving more for persistence hunting in the freezing coastal waters, possibly relying more on siren-song to lull prey into effective range. The less moving the better! Gotta keep the chub on to survive the winter.

Whereas Mediterranean/Polynesian merfolk would spend their time among the fertile reefs in warmer waters, competing with other predators. They would be built for speed and agility, buff like sprinters. Darker skin would be harder to spot under the surf, and more resistant to the glaring sun.

Also: it’s not hair, it’s scillia that they use to filter plankton out of the water, and it stings like a jellyfish if you touch it.

I would imagine that merfolk come in many different colors, maybe they even have the ability to shift their skin tone to assist in hunting? I guess that depends on how intelligent your mermaids are.

Tldr; cold water mermaids would probably be chubby, warm water mermaids would look like Serna Williams.

theofficialvincenzo

Another thing to take into account is Deep-Sea-Gigantism. It’s not fully understood why many animal species such as the colossal squid and whales typically grow to unimaginable sizes in high-water-pressure areas, but it’s assumed that it develops as some sort of defense mechanism. This would imply that deep-sea merfolk would be a sort of Leviathan-class eldritch horror.

muffintop-madonna

Hell yeah hell yeah

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turquoisemagpie

shakeshackspeare

I can’t believe Into the Spiderverse casually made Peter Parker canonically Jewish. I feel valid in this chili’s tonight.

jewishdragon

in case you missed it, bc I did, when Peter says that he “got married”, the animation to go with it shows him stomping on a glass:

which is what you do for a jewish wedding

lev-myshkln

I’m re-reblogging this because I’m seething about how many ppl are denying this or straight up telling op, my friend, that Peter cant be Jewish because of bs stuff like “his characters based around guilt which is a catholic thing (huh?) Or “that’s not really Peter it’s an AU Peter” and “well… non-jewish ppl might smash glasses at their wedding too??” (Wtf??) None of you said “that’s not really Peter” when we were excited he was finally out of his origin story?

You need to sit the fuck down and think about why youre so adamant on discouraging the idea of Jewish Peter Parker

(PS: Stan Lee and Jack Kirby are Jewish, so no, I dont think either are “rolling in their graves”, they’d probably approve actually, since Stan based Peter partly on himself)

ohmyachingsushi

Y'all have heard about Catholic guilt, now get ready for

JEWISH GUILT

deathchrist2000

It should also be noted that in the main Marvel Universe, Peter’s middle name is Benjamin. Just saying.

madgastronomer

Stan Lee’s only been dead for like five or six weeks. I’m pretty sure they told him. I’m sure he approved while alive.

chancethereaper

he had a cameo in the fucking movie like he was definitely aware? and the entire point of spiderman is that ANYONE can be behind the mask, that includes a jewish person. like just say y'all dont care about jewish people and move the fuck along

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jevilcore

shromo

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

nutheadgee

This is always so fucking funny to me

bunkyy

worldsworstfather

anyway you should cherish ur weird friends

worldsworstfather

treasure that friend who’ll yell nonsense sounds at you until you’re both gibbering back and forth like ancient humanity at the tower of babel. love the friend u can make eye contact with before saying some absolute jackshit inside joke you share at the same time and collapsing in entirely unnecessary fits of laughter. acknowledge how lucky you are to have someone you can text at 3am in the morning when you’re on a tangent of a tangent on your bullshit and NEED to blabber incoherently about it to someone or you’ll explode. don’t take for granted the people you know you can talk to about literally anything without fear of judgement or disinterest. because people like that? they’re few and far between.

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